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Wisdom and Wit About the Wonderful and Often Wacky World of Words
Published by Bob Kelly
Resident Wordsmith and Quotemeister
WordCrafters, Inc.
www.wordcrafters.info
Providing the Right Word for Speakers, Writers, Ministry Leaders and Business Executives – since 1979!
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Volume 5 – Number 10 October 2007
In This Issue:
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FUN WITH WORDS
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The following acronyms represent the first letter of each word in well-known clichés. For example, PYBBF is an acronym for "Put your best foot forward." Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to identify the remaining clichés.
DBOMTYCC
OOTFPITF
STBBTH
APLTW
TBOAPW
THABTW
TEBCTW
Youll find the correct answers elsewhere in this issue.
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THE QUOTE CORNER (Patience)
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A recent newspaper article about the New York Public Library brought back memories for me. My first job, at age 14, was with a company located just a block away from the NYPL in midtown Manhattan.
Id visited that library often, and can still picture the two huge marble lions guarding the entrance. But it wasnt until I read this article that I learned they had names: Patience and Fortitude. I discovered it was Fiorello LaGuardia, legendary New York City Mayor (1932-1944), who had given them those names, as reminders of two virtues to which New Yorkers should aspire.
We dont seem to hear the word "fortitude" any more. Merriam-Websters Collegiate Dictionary defines is as: "strength of mind that enables a person to encounter danger or bear pain or adversity with courage."
Well, having spent the first 34 years of my life in New York City, Id say fortitude pretty well describes the typical New Yorker. But patience? Fuhgeddaboudit! Try getting on or off the subway, especially during rush hour. Crossing a Manhattan street, especially mid-block, can be a near-death experience. And the sound youre most likely to hear, day or night, almost without interruption, is the honking of automobile horns.
Describing New Yorkers as impatient isnt meant as a criticism. In that busy, crowded city, its an essential trait, almost a matter of survival. When you spend two hours a day getting to work, and another two hours getting home, as I did for many years, patience can be difficult to practice.
Nevertheless, its a virtue worth developing, so we present the following thoughts with the hope that they may help us reach that goal.
The greatest and sublimest power is often simple patience.
Horace Bushnell
(1802-1876)
Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
Patience is the greatest of all shock absorbers. The only thing you can get
in a hurry is trouble.
Thomas R. Dewar (1864-1930)
Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Whether it's marriage or business, patience is the first rule of success.
William
Feather (1889-1981)
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do
not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about
remedying them every day begin the task anew.
Saint Francis de Sales (1567-1622)
Assure yourself you have accomplished no small feat if only you have learned
patience.
Johann von Goethe (1749-1832)
Patience is the ballast of the soul, that will keep it from rolling and tumbling
in the greatest storms.
Charles Hopkins (1842-1934)
No road is too long for him who advances slowly and does not hurry, and no
attainment is beyond his reach who equips himself with patience to achieve
it.
Jean de La Bruyère (1645-1696)
Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly will acquire
the skill to do difficult things easily.
Johann Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)
Patience! The windmill never strays in search of the wind.
Andy J. Sklivis
(1922-1994)
(Note: These quotations are taken from our collection of more than 400 published volumes of quotations and 1.5 million entries. If youre looking for some quotes on virtually any subject, send us an email at bob@kellygram.com, or call us at 480-895-7617. Or, if you have a quote topic youd like us to feature in an upcoming issue, email it to us and well get it on the schedule.)
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WANT YOUR MATERIALS READ? CHOOSE A SERIF FONT!
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Ive long been a proponent of serif typefaces in body copy, including articles, books, letters, etc. Virtually all newspapers, and most books and magazines, use them.
A serif is defined as: "any of the short lines stemming from and at an angle to the upper and lower ends of the strokes of a letter." Some examples are Times Roman, Courier and Garamond.
In recent years, theres been a growing trend, particularly among graphic designers, to use sans serif (or sanserif) typefaces (or fonts), including Helvetica and Arial, in body copy. In 2006, a feature-length documentary film, Helvetica, was released, extolling the virtues of the font.
In a recent Metropolis magazine (June 2007), graphic artist Ellen Lupton wrote a glowing review of the film, printed entirely, by the way, in a serif font.
Now, Im not out to pick a fight with graphic designers, or to criticize the use of sans serif fonts. Theyre fine for headlines, callouts, sidebars, etc., and, used judiciously, can add to the eye appeal of a book or article. As Lupton points out, theyve also greatly improved "the public image of the typeface on café signs, billboards, subway graphics, and so on."
Why should you avoid sans serif fonts in body copy? Theyre much harder to read in large blocks! That isnt merely my opinion; thats a proven fact, tested again and again for years. Recently, I found added support for that position in a completely unexpected place.
It came from a book I was reviewing for a nonprofit client. Written by Ken Burnett, and titled The Zen of Fundraising: 89 Timeless Ideas to Strengthen and Develop Your Donor Relationships, it was published by Jossey-Bass in 2006.
In Timeless Idea #55, Burnett urges his readers to "design for readability," and writes at length about the importance of using serif typefaces in communication. He cites extensive studies done by an academic researcher named Colin Wheildon, whose findings "are all based on painstaking research with groups of typical readers over many years in many formats, using lots of subjects in several countries."
In Burnetts words, Wheildon found that: "in comprehension studies, whereas roughly two-thirds of a newspapers readership will comprehend a given article set in Garamond (serif), that comprehension level will drop to one-eighth when the same text is set in Helvetica (sanserif)."
Lets see: 67 percent? Or 12.5 percent? Thats a no-brainer. I rest my case!
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SMILE AWHILE
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Marty had recently retired after 26 years of military service and had gone to work in what seemed an unlikely place for a battle-scarred veteran a womens lingerie factory.
Amazed at his choice of jobs, one of his old buddies asked him, "What in the world are you doing there?" Martys reply: "Im a diesel fitter."
Asked for a more detailed job description, he explained: "I stand at the end of the line where the womens panties are made. As they get to me, I hold up each pair and say, " Yeh, deesl fit ’er."
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ODDS AND ENDS
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Answer to Fun with Words:
DBOMTYCC Dont bite off more than you can chew
OOTFPITF Out of the frying pan into the fire
STBBTH Seize the bull by the horns
APLTW Actions speak louder than words
TBOAPW The best of all possible worlds
THABTW Two heads are better than one
TEBCTW The early bird catches the worm
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THE LAST WORD
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Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they dont hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
(Will Rogers)
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