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The KellyGram

 

Wisdom and Wit About the Wonderful and Often Wacky World of Words

 

Published by Bob Kelly

Resident Wordsmith and Quotemeister

WordCrafters, Inc.

www.wordcrafters.info

Providing the Right Word for Speakers, Writers, Ministry Leaders and Business Executives – since 1979!

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Volume 5 – Number 6 June 2007

In This Issue:

 

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FUN WITH WORDS

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This month, in commemoration of Fathers Day, we pay tribute to Dear Old Dad, and challenge you to identify the following places where his name appears:

P A __ __ __ __ __ __
__ P A __ __ __
P A __ __ __
__ __ __ __ P A __
__ __   P A __ __
P A __ __ __ __ __    __ __ __ __ __
__ __ __ P A
__ __ __ P A __ __ __
 

A heaven-like place of bliss
Indian Tribe
Olympic City in 1900 and 1924
An Arizona city
One of the twins
Lots of water
A Florida city
To send off

Youll find the correct answers elsewhere in this issue.

 

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THE QUOTE CORNER (Optimism)

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The March/April issue of AARP Magazine had an article by Denis Boyles that captured my interest. The topic was optimism which, inevitably, involved a comparison with pessimism. Yes, war and terrorism and global warming and other gloomy subjects dominate media reports, and there doesnt seem to be much room for optimism in todays world.

Nevertheless, Ive always been one of those "glass is half full" guys, so I was glad to see the case Boyles made for optimism. He describes pessimism as "the default state of our psyche and the easy way out." On the other hand, he maintains that optimism takes effort.

"Despite tons of evidence provided by zealous pessimists," he writes, "optimists believe everything will turn out fine. Maybe thats because theyre able to do something no pessimist can: do their part to make sure tomorrow will be better than today. To subscribe to optimism means you have a role in shaping your own future."

Boyles also cites a recent study which found that "optimists live longer than pessimists, have fewer heart attacks, and experience less pain." So, as our way of wishing you long life and good health, we present the following thoughts.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. (Winston Churchill)

Optimism doesnt wait on facts. It deals with prospects. Pessimism is a waste of time. (Norman Cousins)

An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? (René Descartes)

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. (Helen Keller)

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. (George Jean Nathan)

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to. (Laurence J. Peter)

In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. (Daniel L. Reardon)

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. (Gil Stern)

How happy are the pessimists! What joy is theirs when they have proved there is no joy. (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach)

People try to rain on your parade, because they have no parade of their own. (Jeffrey Gitomer)

Dont ever become a pessimist ... A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more funand neither can stop the march of events. (Robert A. Heinlein)

Believe. No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. (Helen Keller)

There isnt a pessimistic note in the New Testament after the resurrection. (Andrew W. Blackwood, Jr.)

(Note: These quotations are taken from our collection of nearly 400 published volumes of quotations and 1.5 million entries. If youre looking for some quotes on virtually any subject, send us an email at bob@kellygram.com, or call us at 480-895-7617. Or, if you have a quote topic youd like us to feature in an upcoming issue, email it to us and well get it on the schedule.)

 

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KEYS TO BETTER WRITING (first of a series)

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At the May meeting of National Speakers Association-Arizona, we presented a brief program on how speakers can become better writers. Our focus was on three important and often neglected components of good writing: readability, brevity and accuracy.

More than a century ago, this piece of advice by famed newspaper publisher and editor Joseph Pulitzer touched on all three: "Put it before them briefly so they will read it, clearly so they will appreciate it, picturesquely so they will remember it and, above all, accurately so they will be guided by its light."

In this months issue, well focus on readability, and cover the brevity and accuracy keys in our July and August issues, respectively.

The Readability Key

One of the most common mistakes we see is using a different manner of communicating when writing than when speaking. We consistently use contractions when we speak, but fail to do so when we take pen in hand. Unless youre preparing a legal brief or a doctoral thesis, use contractions regularly in your writing. Its among the easiest way to improve readability.

Even the font you choose will impact readability. Sans serif typefaces, such as Arial and Helvetica, are fine for headlines, photo captions, brief sidebars, and so on, but theyre much harder to read in large blocks of copy. Virtually every newspaper, magazine and book published in America uses a serif typeface, such as Times New Roman, which youre reading hereits just easier to read. And, for the same reason, stay away from putting large blocks of copy in italics.

Aim for a Fog Index (see May 2007 KellyGram) no higher than 10 or 11. If you dont know how to calculate it, send us an email with "Fog Index" in the subject line, and well send you a copy of a report weve written about it.

Another good way to attract the reader is by including powerful third-party quotations. They can add authority, affirmation, humor, interest or curiosity. Many authors use quotations to introduce each chapter of their books, but pertinent ones can also be used within the text.

 

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SMILE AWHILE

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A Legend for Our Times

And, lo, it came to pass that a trader named Abraham Com took unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a lovely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, "Why doth thou travel from town to town with thy goods, when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddlebags short of a camel load, but simply asked: "How, dear?" And Dot replied: "I will place drums in all the towns to send messages saying what you have for sale. And when your goods are sold, delivery can be made by Uriahs Pony Stable (UPS)." And the drums began beating and were an immediate success.

And, lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums which would only work if you bought Brother Williams drumsticks.

And Dot did say: "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known "eBay," he said: "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied: "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"Whoopee!" said Abraham.

"No, YAHOO!" Dot replied.

(My thanks to long-time friend and colleague George Weinwurm for sending this gem.)

 

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ODDS AND ENDS

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Answer to Fun with Words:

P A R A D I S E
A P A C H E
P A R I S
T O N O P A H
S T   P A U L
P A C I F I C   O C E A N
T A M P A
D I S P A T C H

 

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THE LAST WORD

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Borrow money from pessimiststhey dont expect it back. (Steven Wright)

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© 2007 by Bob Kelly. All rights reserved.

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