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The KellyGram

 

Wisdom and Wit About the Wonderful and Often Wacky World of Words

 

Published by Bob Kelly

Resident Wordsmith and Quotemeister

WordCrafters, Inc.

www.wordcrafters.info

Providing the Right Word for Speakers, Writers, Ministry Leaders and Business Executives – since 1979!

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Volume 5 – Number 2 February 2007

In This Issue:

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FUN WITH WORDS

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What do the following six names have in common?

  Barrett   Fenimore
  Wendell   Wadsworth
  Russell   Greenleaf

Hint #1: All were womenexcept five.

Hint #2: All were Americanexcept one.

Hint #3: All lived at least part of their lives during the 19th century, but 1850 was the only full year when all of them were alive.

Hint #4: Youll find the correct answer elsewhere in this issue.

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THE QUOTE CORNER (Valentines Day)

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According to legend, February 14 marks the anniversary of the death of not one but two Saint Valentines, Christian martyrs who were beheaded in Rome on that date sometime in the latter part of the third century. How their executions came to be connected with love and romance, brightly colored greeting cards, or with flowers and heart-shaped boxes of candy, is more than a bit obscure, and rather bizarre.

The tradition as we know it today may have gotten its start in the 15th century, when Charles, Duke of Orleans, who was in prison at the time, wrote a love poem to his wife, (a copy of it may still be viewed at the British Museum in London). I dont know if he wound up getting his head chopped off as a result, but I cant help wondering if that old cliché about guys "losing their heads over women" may be more than just figurative.

In any case, we extend our best wishes for at least a one-day truce in the age-old Battle of the Sexes, and a Happy Valentines Day, during which none of us loses our headat least not as those early Valentines did.

You dont hear much about the battle of the sexes anymore. Do you think this is because of the difficulty in identifying whos who? (Ivern Boyett)

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men. (George Burns)

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. Theres just too much fraternizing with the enemy. (Henry Kissinger)

Men and women chasing each other is what makes the human race. (Mark Beltaire)

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. (Marlene Dietrich)

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. (Clint Eastwood)

If love is a dream, then marriage is the alarm clock. (John Hagee)

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Katharine Hepburn)

Marrying a man is like buying something youve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnt always go with everything in the house. (Jean Kerr)

After God created the world, he made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, he invented humor. (Guillermo Mordillo)

Dont accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. (Robin Morgan)

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." (Conan OBrien)

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopherand that is a good thing for any man. (Socrates)

Those people who have no trouble separating the men from the boys are called women. (Howard Tamplin)

Dont marry a man to reform himthats what reform schools are for. (Mae West)

(Note: These quotations are taken from our collection of nearly 400 published volumes of quotations and 1.5 million entries. If youre looking for some quotes on virtually any subject, send us an email at bob@kellygram.com, or call us at 480-895-7617. Or, if you have a quote topic youd like us to feature in an upcoming issue, email it to us and well get it on the schedule.)

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WRITING TIPS

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If you proofread your written material yourself, or if you do some proofing for others, here are some of the more common errors to watch for:

Poor grammar:

Wordiness:

Redundancies:

Wrong choice of words:

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A WEBSITE WORTH CHECKING

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My thanks to John Pearson for calling my attention to a Wall Street Journal article (12/6/06) about a wonderful online journal, The Vocabula Review (www.vocabula.com), produced monthly by Robert Hartwell Fiske.

The author of the WSJ article, Joseph Epstein, describes Fiske as: "the latestand let us hope not the lastin a line of language guardians that goes back, in English, to Jonathan Swift and has been continued, closer to our time, by H.L. Mencken, H.W. Fowler, George Orwell, F.L. Lucas and Sir Ernest Gowers. About the decay of language, Mr. Fiske is earnest without being humorless, strict without being scornful, and elevated without being snobbish."

Epstein reports that, in addition to his ezine, Fiske has also written three books: The Dictionary of Concise Writing, The Dimwit's Dictionary, and The Dictionary of Disagreeable English.

Mr. Fiske sounds like a man after my own heart, and Im looking forward to spending more time on his site. I also strongly recommend that you read Epsteins complete article, which youll find at http://online.wsj.com/article/SB116546247393343110.html. Its well written, highly entertaining, and filled with lots of great information about this wonderful language of ours.

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SMILE AWHILE

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While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "Its essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wifes favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wifes arm gently and whispered, "Its Pillsbury, isnt it?"

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ODDS AND ENDS

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Answer to Fun with Words:

Answer: Each is the middle name of a famous 19th century author or poet:

  Elizabeth Barrett Browning   James Fenimore Cooper
  Oliver Wendell Holmes   Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  James Russell Lowell   John Greenleaf Whittier

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THE LAST WORD

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What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(Pearl Bailey)

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© 2007 by Bob Kelly. All rights reserved.

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