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Wisdom and Wit About Words
Published by Bob Kelly
Resident Wordsmith and Quotemeister
WordCrafters, Inc.
www.wordcrafters.info
Providing the Right Word for Speakers, Writers, Ministry Leaders and Business Executives – since 1979!
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Volume 2 – Number 4 April 2004
In This Issue:
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THE QUOTE CORNER (Taxes)
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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself by the handle.
Winston Churchill
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing.
J.B. Colbert
A government which lays taxes on the people not required by urgent public necessity and sound public policy is not a protector of liberty, but an instrument of tyranny.
Calvin Coolidge
To tax the community for the advantage of a class is not protection: it is plunder.
Benjamin Disraeli
Dont get excited about a tax cut. Its like a mugger giving you back carfare.
Arnold H. Glasow
Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.
Senator Ernest Hollings
Its awfully hard to believe that only about 200 years ago we went to war to avoid taxation.
Charlie "T" Jones
The current tax code is a daily mugging.
Ronald Reagan
One difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets.
Roy L. Schaeffer
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers
Big spenders and big taxers never want to face the fact that wealth is not created by government, but by the people the government taxes.
Thomas Sowell
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
(Note: These quotations are taken from our collection of nearly 400 published volumes of quotations and 1.5 million entries. If youre looking for some quotes on virtually any subject, send us an email or call us at 480-895-7617. Or, if you have a quote topic youd like us to feature in an upcoming issue? Email it to us and well get it on the schedule.)
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PREPARING A BOOK PROPOSAL
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If youre writing a book and plan to submit it to a commercial publishing house, an important first step will be to prepare a formal book proposal. Typically, publishers and literary agents will first want to see a proposal, instead of your complete manuscript.
A well-written and complete book proposal will open doors that would probably remain shut otherwise. Putting one together requires that you do considerable research and follow a fairly specific format. Often, it can be almost as difficult and time-consuming as writing the book itself, but the effort can pay rich dividends.
The proposal should contain several sections, including: an overview; the perceived market for the book; information about you, especially what qualifies you as the author, and what specific opportunities you might have to promote and sell the book; a list of other books that might be seen as similar to yours, and why yours is different and better than the others; the books table of contents; a chapter-by chapter summary; and one or two complete chapters. If you plan to use photographs and/or artwork in your book, you should include samples of them as well.
There are a number of resources available to help you prepare your proposal, including the following books:
A search of the Internet, in the category of "book proposals," will uncover many other valuable resources. Having prepared proposals for our own account and for clients, weve also gathered a great deal of helpful material on this subject. If we can help in any way or answer any questions you may have, please contact us.
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GETTING REAL ABOUT WHAT YOU DO!
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by Ian Percy, CSP
[Editors Note: Several weeks ago, at a meeting of National Speakers Association-Arizona, we had the opportunity to hear an outstanding presentation by Ian Percy, a Certified Speaking Professional and one of only three speakers inducted into both the Canadian and U.S. Speaking Halls of Fame. Successful Meetings magazine declared him "one of the top 21 speakers for the 21st century."
While his message was aimed at professional speakers, it contained a great deal of wisdom that applies to virtually every field of endeavor. With his permission, well share some of that wisdom with you in this and in the next issue of The KellyGram.]
The trouble with any profession, especially one that involves standing on a stage with a spotlight in your eyes, is that you cant see whats really going on. Gotta tell ya thats dangerous! You could get hurt or, at the very least, be extremely disappointed. "To the blind, all things are sudden," someone once said. I want to be sure you have a clear view of whats to come.
That lights been shining in my eyes for over 30 years now and, having been up and down more times than a yo-yo, Ive learned a few things that might be helpful to you. Mind you, I dont have any need for you to believe me and, in fact, maybe its better for you to find out for yourself. Its your choice.
Before we take a brutally real look at whatever new career or profession youre considering, lets intrude into why you want to do it in the first place. It had better be a good reason, because the world sure isnt clamoring for more of whatever it is youre planning to do! Here are a few common, almost sad, reasons lots of people experiment with something new. I dont recommend any of them.
If you dont have a burning purpose and passion, if you dont feel this is part of your divine destiny, maybe you should go very slowly. Having said that, be aware that everything youll hear at a workshop or convention can pretty well be slotted into one or more of the following categories of advice:
Youve got to admit that these categories seem inclusive and reasonable. Indeed, Ive spent most of my career working on these very issues. But rather than nod our heads in blind compliance with the advice were given (and that advice can be annoyingly contradictory) maybe its time to ask some "Wicked Questions" about what were being told.
Wicked questions are tricky to ask in print because I dont know how to write them so you hear the tone in which Im asking these difficult things. I want to be brutally honest, because your life and time are too precious to be otherwise. At the same time, remember these realities are being raised by someone who has devoted over half his life to achieving purpose in his chosen field and, God willing, will devote the rest of his life to doing so. I really do care about what I do.
Here are the wicked questions organized by category:
Learn from the "Masters"
Become an "expert" in your field
Books and products
Develop an Internet business and presence
Marketing
Im not saying I have answers to all these questions. Im saying we need to start asking them even if it hurts, even if it means barbecuing some of our sacred cows. However, there are some things I can tell you with a high degree of confidence. Actually, theyre bits of advice Ive learned about my profession that I believe are applicable in whatever field you choose. Tune in next month and Ill begin sharing them with you.
[For more information, visit Ians website, www.IanPercy.com, and sign up for his free newsletter, "Percy On Purpose!"]
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SMILE AWHILE
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HELP WANTED: Officials of The Dingling Brothers Circus have been conducting an extensive search to replace their Human Cannonball, but to date have been unable to find anyone of his caliber. Preference will be given to candidates who have been previously fired.
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BACK ISSUES AVAILABLE
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A number of our readers have expressed interest in seeing previous issues of The KellyGram, and were pleased to announce that theyre available on our website: www.wordcrafters.info.
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A FINAL WORD
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The IRS has a special toll-free number for persons having problems figuring their tax forms. Its designed especially for those who like to listen to busy signals.
Pat Williams/Ken Hussar
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